Andrea's
Predictions for 2008 - Posted Dec. 31, 2007
Let's see which of my
predictions will be realized by the end of 2008.
1. All
the people who haven't paid Andrea for work she did for
them in the past will pay her with interest in 2008.
2. One of the Bush twins will become pregnant in 2008.
3. All of the people who have done bad things to Andrea -
like published her work under their names - will send her
written apologies with fat cheques attached.
4. Now that the dollar has reached parity, Canada and the
United States will start discussions about producing a
North American dollar.
5. Britney Spears will do something heroic - like save a
baby from drowning - and will like the attention for doing
good so much that she will change her self-destructive ways
for good.
6. Someone will offer Andrea a long-term housesitting
opportunity in Nashville.
7. The next President of the United States will ask Andrea
for her professional advice soon after winning the
election. Of course she won't be able to tell you about it
because doing so would be considered a breach of national
security.
8. No less than 10 would-be school shooters across the
nation this year will report that they were thwarted by an
army of celestial beings who prevented them from entering
the buildings. As a result no lives will be lost.
9. Six major book publishers will be engaged in a bidding
war over Andrea's book proposal on "Kindness".
10. A corporate
benefactor will offer to buy Andrea's condo at twice what
she paid for it so that she can begin her life's work
across North America. (Didn't happen.)
(Wink)
© Andrea Reynolds 2007
