Open Letter to Britney Spears
Dear, you have enough money... go buy
some nice underwear. You can afford it. Get something
pretty. Even if it's flesh colored, wear
something
under your skirt. A thong, or
even a G-string, would be better than nothing.
We do not need to see your crotch. We do not want to see
your crotch. Please cover it.
If you insist on going panty-less, wear longer skirts so
you can get in and out of a car or walk down stairs with
some grace. Act like a lady.
And honey, you're a mom now. It's time to start acting like
a grownup. Start showing you have some healthy self-esteem
and that you have some self-restraint. You're not a
rebellious two-year old who can run around naked or without
her pants.
If you'd like some coaching on how to command personal
respect, I'd be happy to fly out and spend an entire month
working with you exclusively. (We can discuss my fee
privately.) Just as Madonna reinvents herself, I will help
you reinvent yourself to get what you really want for
yourself and your precious boys.
Your concerned friend,
"Aunt" Andrea
