In case you didn't figure it out...
04/02/2008
The previous post was
written on April 1. April Fools!
Fill my mailbox... please!
04/01/2008
I received a notice from
my post office in Lewiston, New York that because the
amount of mail I receive does not meet their quota for
box holders, they are going to take my postal box away
from me and give it to someone more deserving. I have
until April 30 to prove that I deserve to keep my mail
box. So what I need from readers like you is a flood of
envelopes addressed to Andrea, Box 1106,
Lewiston New York 14092. This may thwart the vultures who want
to take over my mail box.
And they can't just be empty envelopes. The postmaster will be checking to see that these are bona fide letters. If you don't want to write anything... the easiest thing for you to do would be to just take a blank piece of paper and fold it around a dollar bill. That will create a thicker envelope. The more US dollar bills you send, the thicker the envelope. Just be sure you affix enough postage to the outside of the envelope. Your support is appreciated. Together we can dissuade the United States Post Office from taking away my right to receive mail. Thanks so much for your help.
And they can't just be empty envelopes. The postmaster will be checking to see that these are bona fide letters. If you don't want to write anything... the easiest thing for you to do would be to just take a blank piece of paper and fold it around a dollar bill. That will create a thicker envelope. The more US dollar bills you send, the thicker the envelope. Just be sure you affix enough postage to the outside of the envelope. Your support is appreciated. Together we can dissuade the United States Post Office from taking away my right to receive mail. Thanks so much for your help.
